Why didn't Taylor Swift do Taylor Swift (Taylors version)?

AND IM JUST GONNA SEX HER BODY,

(1) STRAPON.

##TAYLORSWIFTCANTSING

How did you become popular in school?

CAUSE SHE IS BITCH?!!

FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT BITCH?!!

AND I FUCKING BLONDE SINGER.

What is the cost of implementing synchronized traffic lights in a mid-sized city?

(4) CONDOM.

(5) SPANGBANG PORN.

CAN'T YOU CAN'T SING WHITH ASS NIGGA,

How likely do TWS earbuds explode these days? I'm still using wired earbud because I'm paranoid.

(2) DILDO.

FUCK NASHVILLE WHITE ASS MOTHAFUCK,

CHRISTIAN DONT OWN TAYLOR SWIFT,

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##SWIFTIESARELAME.

CAUSE HER SONG IS A BITCH ASS,

OUTTA FUCKING NIGGA ASS MOUTH Y'ALL BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is Taylor Swift actually a nice person?

LAST BUT NOT OF THE LEAST.

(5) LINGERIE.

“SLEEP WITH TAYLOR SWIFT SEX WITH HER”

My cantankerous beagle is very badly behaved at the dog park and always starts barking at the other dogs. Would pepper spray be an effective method to correct his inappropriate behavior?

(4) NESAPORN, HOTNTUBE, AND WONPORN.

AND IM GONNA RAPPED HER.

(2) YOUPORN.

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##BULLSHITAYLORSWIFT.

FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT ASSHOLE WHITE ASS SINGER,

I HATE HER SONG LIKE “LOVE STORY AND YOU BELONG TO ME”

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CAUSE I AM CHRISTIAN?!!

SHE IS A SHIT ASS MOTHAFUCK?!!

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTIES.

Is it okay or problematic to be both Black and gay in society in the 21st century?

AND FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT MUST BE KILLED.

(3) VIBRATOR.

(1) XNXX

Are there any more 'nun' jokes?

##SHOUTOUTFUCKTAYLORSWIFT

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTWHITEASSMOTHAFUCK.

IM JUST GONNA HAVE SEX WITH HER AND IM GONNA RECORD AT ANY PORNWEBSITE

ALL SWIFTIES KEE HER NAME

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CAUSE SHE IS A SNAKE, SHE SELL HER SELF TO THE DEVIL,

IM NOT SWIFTIES FAN AND IM ANTI- SWIFTIES,

HER THIGHS, PUSSY, HER ASS, AND BOOBS.

AND MORE AND MORE PORNWEBSITE?!!.

##TAYLORSWIFTSHUTHEFUCKUP.

(3) XHAMSTER